Psssst, hey Monkeydogs,
Don’t tell your pawrents cuz they might get mad — SQUIRREL!!!! — sorry, where was I…… oh yeah, I found a good use for tripawds. Look! They make really good pillows!!!
Tripawd Pillow!!!
Oops, I better go! Here comes mom!
Zeffy rules!!!! BooRooooooooo!